"Gossip Girl can be right about all she wants but I wont let her be right about me, I will not be weak any more. You can't run, you have to stay here and hear it this time. Chuck Bass I love you. I love so much it consumes me. I love you, I know you love me too. Tell me you love me and everything we've done all the gossip and lies and the hurt would have been for something. Tell me it was for something."

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!"

"My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing you away."
"I don't think you ran away because you couldn't handle death. I think it's because you couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. You carry people. You carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was."

"That is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!"

"Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature."

"Hey ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother! No, seriously. I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Oh, and nice Star Wars sheets."

"A little Thanksgiving proclamation. You two ever play grab-ass in my elevator again, and Serena will be staying at an airport Marriott. Happy holidays."

"Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee and football and school and being popular, I'm just kind of overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all. I don't know how important people like Presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I'm stretched too thin, so I gave up homework; but that didn't help. All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two. Level two. And I didn't even have the energy to care."

"We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when."
"The answer is never."
"We're inevitable, Waldorf."

"You sunk my battleship, Rod. You sunk it hard."

"After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speak-easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God."

"Most of the time I find it difficult to be in the same room with you — especially this one. This looks like the place where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobby come to hook up."

"SPOTTED: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with...his heart."

"You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."
"I wasn't actually there for that, but I'm really sorry."

"So how did you fake your virginity for N?"

"Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair."

"Every thing's horrible. My whole life is falling apart."
"So? Rebuild it. You're a Waldorf, remember? People don't tell you who you are, you tell them. Stay and fight. I'll fight with you."

"Who's Josh Groban? Kill yourself! He is an angel sent down to release platinum records unto us."

"I had sex with him in the back of a limo."
"Several times."
"I had sex with you at the wedding when I was her date... once."
"...I'm Chuck Bass."
"You can tell us anything, we don't judge, we're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends, anything you do is something we did too."

"Let me be frank. Your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you."

"The reason we can't say those three words to each other isn't because they aren't true."
"Then why?"
"I think we both know that the moment we do, it won't be the start of something - it'll be the end. Think about it. Chuck and Blair going to the movies...Chuck and Blair holding hands..."

"Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?"

"The Ultimate Private Gentleman's club. I walked through this door and it was..."
"The Chuck Bass' version of Narnia?"

"Ken has a lot of flaws...he has 74 flaws as of yesterday."

"Three words, eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours."

"He understood that I wasn't doing it for the kids. I was doing it for you, Will."

Who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip girl.


in conclusion, my tv shows need to return asap.